I can't remember the last time I said I wanted to be a 16 year old when I grew up, but I want to be this girl.
Lorde is the coolest thing to come out of New Zealand since everything that has ever come out of New Zealand. Her EP is out of hand. I seriously haven't stopped listening to it since I bought it well over a month ago. And. Those. Eyebrows.
There's a Heavy T picture for you guys who didn't know me pre-Atkins. Enjoy that picture, because images of a fluffier me are pretty rare. Like a unicorn. A chubby one.
Anywho, you know what else I was doing at sixteen? ONLY MAKING SANDWICHES! I lie. I tried to write a book. I wrote three chapters and then started using pages as napkins. And none of those chapters were even 1/10 as fantastic as one of her songs. The book was probably very Sweet Valley High-ish, because that's all I read until I was
The point of this post, is you would have liked to have known 16 year old Tina. She was a bit of a tight ass, but very nice. But don't invite her to any open mic nights, because she has the creativity and musical talent of 27 year old Tina.
And this bitch is awesome. Hopefully you already know who she is, and I'm pretty just telling you what you already know: I'm a loser and she's amazing. If not, go buy all of her songs on iTunes right this second.
You ARE the queen bee, girl.